Day 16: A Retreat With a Shaman

I think she would not only enjoy this, but it might make her life better as well. And how cool would that be?

Day 15: A Cure For Her Back Pain

When I think about what I want to give my girlfriend, I mostly think about how to improve her life. One thing that would probably make her an even happier person would be a real cure for her lower back problems so that she would never have to deal with them again. And I'm not just trying to get out of massage duty.

Day 14: An Animatronic Dinosaur

Some girls are content with dinner and a movie, but not many would light up at the sight of one of these. However, my girlfriend would pretty much give me a get out of the doghouse free card if I got her an animatronic dinosaur to terrorize our backyard.

Day 13: A Rare Orchid

Bonus points if it only grows on the side of a steep mountain in the Himalayas and must be harvested by hand.

Day 12: A Giant Elephant Shrew

Like, need I say more?

Day 11: An Aston Martin

I'm more of a segway kind of guy, but my lady says these are much classier. I wish I could give her one of these, and then we would have one hell of a road trip out west!

Day 10: A Place to Stay in San Fran

Check that out. Something straight out of "Full House" for her to stay in while she is working hard at her kick-ass internship. And how much could the rent possibly be on these row houses in the heart of that city?

Day 9: A Spacetribe Hoodie

I want to see my lady festooned in the finest of starbeing vestments, so naturally I wish I could give her a funky spacetribe hoodie.

Day 8: A Blizzard

What better way to make my girlfriend happy than to pony up a few bucks and get her a treat? I would even brave the weird looks the clerk gives me when I ask for all those weird ingredients in it.

Day 7: A Thunderstorm

I don't know anyone that appreciates a thunderstorm like this woman. I wish I could be like zeus (not the zeus that spends most of the movie crying and being chained up Liam!!!) and make it happen whenever we wanted a good storm.

Day 6: A Week Off From Work

The week of Wakarusa, to be exact. I Really hope we get this week off so my love and I can enjoy a slick festival.